The Baldy Come along
for the real trip.
I'm Mark, The Baldy Vlogger. Join me for honest Pattaya hotel reviews, local food and days out across Thailand.
Rooms, pools, streets, markets and meals—shown as I find them, so you can make up your own mind.
Pattaya, up close.
Pattaya Floating Market: is it worth 800 baht?
I went in to see what the tourist admission actually gets you. Watch the walk around and decide for yourself.
Open the full vlog on YouTubeHi, I'm Mark.
I make travel videos as The Baldy Vlogger. I take you into the places I visit and give you a proper look around—from the hotel room to the neighbourhood outside. If you like seeing a place for yourself before deciding where to go, you're in the right place.
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Plan a trip. Cook something good.
Browse my six printable and fillable Thailand travel planners, Pattaya Stays hotel book, and The Baldy Cook: Ninja CRISPi Recipe Book Vol. 1.
Eight digital books, all together in one shop. Choose your download and get started.
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Pattaya Trip Planner
Keep your bookings, journeys and spending together in one practical 12-page PDF.
Includes arrival guidance, hotel comparison and budget examples, booking and payment records, airport and hotel-change plans, a flexible seven-day plan, Koh Larn planning, a spending log and a return checklist.
Print the A5 pages and write by hand, or complete 56 fillable fields on pages 5–12 using a compatible PDF reader. Budget calculations are manual.
£5 one-off price. Download after purchase through Payhip.
English-language digital PDF; no physical product. For personal use with your travel companions. AI-assisted planning organiser, not a booking service or live travel advice. Check current official guidance and prices before travelling.